I love the humor that you bring to this, and I empathize with you so much. In my mom's house, the showerhead is literally at my chest - it works fine for her, because she's like five feet tall, but not so much for me. I've resorted to crouching in order to wash my hair. It's the worst thing. I hope that your next apartment has a showerhead of an adequate height, and thanks for a fun read.